We had an uneventful drive from The Garden to Albany and had just about reached the Albany Medical Center when Mr. K’s eagle eyes spotted a sign on a large office building that read “Did you break your collarbone on a hike? Come on in, and we’ll fix it for you.” I mean, it may not have said that exactly, but you know what I mean.
We pulled a u-ie, drove to the place, and went in. It hummed like a well-oiled machine. Mr. K checked in and was seen by a medical assistant almost immediately. Next was an x-ray. Here’s what it showed.

Broken, obvs. A few minutes later Dr. Bone Fixer and his Trusty Assistant strode in. They explained the choices. Leave it alone, and you can live a long happy life with a broken bone. Or, undergo a surgical repair, and you can live a long, happy life with a refurbished one. The surgery would entail screwing a metal plate to connect the two pieces of bone. It didn’t seem hard to decide. If it’s broke, why not fix it? Then the next questions were: Should he have it done here? We don’t even know these people. How do we know they’re any good? Should we drive back to Maryland and have it operated on there?
This was a Monday. Dr. Bone Fixer said he could do the surgery a week from Tuesday and see Mr. K for follow up eight days later. Why, that was the day we were planning to start back home! His schedule fit ours to a T. We could stay in our beloved Adirondacks – without hiking the 46-ers, boo hoo – get all fixed up, then head back. We really liked the staff. Everyone was friendly and helpful, and they all seemed to like each other. In our experience you receive better medical care when the staff is closely knit. Mr. K gave the surgery the a-okay. When Dr. Bone Fixer and his Trusty Assistant left, we did an online search to check out his credentials. He looked as reputable as anyone.
And there was also the souvenir factor. I mean, anyone can waltz into a trinket shop in Lake Placid and come home with a musical snow globe. How many can boast of a bespoke slab of metal in their body? Plus, your kids won’t have to donate it to Goodwill when you’re gone.
The next day Dr. Bone Fixer’s office called with a list of tasks. We had to pick up a packet of medical orders and information, and go to this location for a chest x-ray, that lab for blood tests, this other building for an EKG, and so on. Duties completed, we feasted on a vegetable panini and eggplant parmesan lunch in one of New York’s famous diners. The next day we headed back to the Adirondacks.
Back at the mountains we took walks around Lake Placid, went to the grocery store, did our laundry, and who knows what-all. The time passed quickly and soon we were back in Albany for the surgery.
As I said, a well-oiled machine. Everything ran on time, and before you could say “Turn that darn tv off in the waiting room for crying out loud!” it was over. RunningBarb brought a slightly groggy Mr. K back to the hotel. He had an arsenal of pain drugs to take if needed. He was on his way to healing.
After the surgery we went to Lake George, where we spent the week walking the beautiful Warren County Bikeway and staring at the sparkling water.

At the follow up appointment Dr. Bone Fixer gave Mr. K the a-okay. All right then, time to head home.
I know that we live a life of privilege. I am well aware that our nation’s medical system is deficient and flawed. Many who need care face obstacles related to insurance, money, transportation, language, communication, and other factors. We did not have to deal with any of this. It sits on my chest a little bit.
May there come a day in our lifetime when this kind of medical care is fully accessible and available to all.

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