Let me ask you a very important question that you may have been thinking about: Just how many hose nozzles do you need?
The nozzle on our hose recently disappeared. Carried off by mice, dropped into a pile of leaves, maybe put in a so-called “safe place” that no one can remember, who knows. But it’s gone. With spring coming up, there are a lot of home improvement projects we will be putting off until next year and beyond, so we definitely will want a working hose plus nozzle-roo for those.
I went on to the Home Depot site to take a look at my choices. I have 107 of them. Yes, there were 107 various types of hose nozzles I could peruse for my homeowner delight. There was the 4-Pattern 72 in. Thumb Control Wand Telescoping Five Position Pole Watering Tool, the Husky PRO Rear Trigger Multi-Pattern Nozzle, the Melnor Hi-Visibility Adjustable Nozzle, the Anvil 5 in. Brass Adjustable Nozzles with Adjustable Pressure from Fine Mist to Heavy Jet Stream, and my favorite, the Flip-It Nozzle in Pink. Bet you couldn’t find this selection in a Russian grocery store!
So where to begin? I usually just buy the thing I had before, but I want to be sure I am not missing out on any important features. How many psi (maximum pressure) do I need? I never even knew I needed a psi. One of these babies goes up to 25107. That sounds dangerous! What about material? Brass is classic, of course, but who needs a classic nozzle? Is polyketone any good? What the heck is a polyketone? And some of these tools are described in an extremely charming way. Does “Une buse tout simplement supérieure” grab you? I think I want that guy. But do I?
The reviews are no help:
Bought this because I needed a longer watering wand to get to my hanging baskets. It worked great for about a month. Now it leaks all over the place. I get more watered than my plants do! Why can’t they make one that doesn’t leak?!?! – by MainelyK
No leaks, good reach, nice selection of spray patterns. – By HomeDepotCustomer
Does it or doesn’t it leak? Can’t they, in fact, make one that doesn’t leak?
Then, as you are studying your options, various ads appear for items you need for your home and garden. Potting mix to remind you that all your flowers died last year and if you want any hope of a splash of color in your yard this time you better get with the program. Spring cleaning items to remind you that – well – your house could use some spring (or any kind of) cleaning. Giant rolls of paper towels to remind you that we live in a throw-away society and are completely trashing the planet. More information to send your mind reeling.
In the end it all became overwhelming. I closed the page and went back to looking at the eagles. (Pip watch!)
For now I think I’ll go with the old fashioned method of squirting – thumb over opening. Splash. Water everywhere!